About Us

Asinine Teez isn’t your average t-shirt company — and that’s exactly the point. We specialize in loud, ridiculous, and downright absurd designs that make people laugh, do double-takes, or question your sanity (in a good way).

We are a husband/wife team based in Texas and born from a deep love of sarcasm, memes, and all things irreverent, our mission is simple: say what everyone’s thinking — but louder, and on a t-shirt.

We’re here for the bold, the weird, the proudly inappropriate. The ones who don't take life too seriously and believe that fashion should be fun, not filtered. Whether it's clever wordplay, offensive humor, or just pure nonsense — if it's asinine, it belongs on one of our tees.

Not into the wild stuff? Don’t worry — we’ve got a solid lineup of more laid-back, everyday designs too. Still awesome. Just slightly less likely to get you side-eyed at family dinner.

Wear your nonsense (or your more laid-back) proudly.
Welcome to Asinine Teez.